Technical Disclaimers:

• This site is delivered in our prefered format. There are lots of other sites.
  We make no special claim on your attention.
• The site is designed for high resolution video - 1600 x 1200 or higher -
  there isn't much interest in providing a smaller version.
  Sorry about the scrolling if your screen resolution is smaller.
• The site has an integral sound track. You can mute the sound track,
  but then we would seem even more pointless than we already are.
• You are a really beautiful person and I love you SO MUCH! I think about you
  a lot - especially at night.