Revolutionary new refreshing splash that actually burns off top layer of epidermis. Can cause pitting, potholing, cratering.
Amazing internal bath bead that eliminates unwanted genes. Firms up flabby DNA and fine-tunes the entire system.
computer program that allows you to go beyond old-fashioned virtual reality, to a completely bogus world view that is the exact antithesis of the way things really are. Software includes GOTCHA!, a sexual wish fulfillment program, expected to be the biggest seller; SHOPDROP, that permits the user to acquire and possess literally anything they desire; DROPDEAD, with which the user may obtain revenge, also expected to be much in demand; and WONDERWORLD, creating enhanced reality where everyone is nice and everything is fair. May produce occasional total and irrevocable break with existant reality.
delicious novel snack item. Nutty, smutty taste treat.
Not much information available on this item, but appears to be some sort of sweet potato in suppository form.
Tooth Polish. Teeth so blindingly bright that the flash of your smile will turn others to stone, or pigs, or both.
Olfactory-activated identification device, about the size of a pocket calculator, that instantaneously informs you of the name of those entered in the data base. Identifies meaningless acquaintances who erroneously assume you are their best buddy and would be horrified to discover just how little they mean to you.
in spray applicator that guarantees loss of consciousness in thirty seconds. Habitual user may be difficult to awaken, sometimes lapsing into irreversible coma.
Counteracts effects of SOMNAMBU-MIST, forcing user back to total wakefulness almost immediately. Caution: may result in wild psychotic paranoia, incomprehensible babbling, uncontrollable drooling and lurching, severe flatulence, hives. May stop heart.
Twenty minute sleep period results without serious side effects of previous products. Users show tendency to lick themselves clean and prefer milk lapped from saucer, but these contraindications are not considered severe by comparison.
deodorant actually applies thin layer of metal to the offending area. Terrible smell can not escape. Must be removed with acetylene torch.
soy-based additive to augment expensive Scottish sausage
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